you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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