He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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