Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
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apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
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Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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