what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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