Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
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I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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