Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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