So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
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There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
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I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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