Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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