it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
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Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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