This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
