Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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