If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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