If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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