I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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