i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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