is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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