Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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