Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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