The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
