I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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