i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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