I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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