real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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