If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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