I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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