I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Randomize