Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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