you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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