worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
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Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
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Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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