Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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