Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
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She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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