I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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