That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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