Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
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I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
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There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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