she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later