God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
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Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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