i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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