She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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