I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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