Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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