physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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