But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
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Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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