You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Dignity is for republicans.
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
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SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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