He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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