Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
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Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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