: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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