Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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