I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
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I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
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I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
send nudes
from the living room?
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