i barfeds in our rink
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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