she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
You can't just leave with hair like that
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I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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