If that was your dad, he is hot
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Randomize
