we're chasing vodka with high fives
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
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I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
send nudes
from the living room?
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