You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
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The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
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That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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