just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
high people should be assigned attendants
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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