wrigley field is MILF paradise
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
You Will Never Meet Anyone More Annoying Than These 23 People
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
These 23 People Prove You Don’t Have To Be A 10 To Be Good In Bed
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner