I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
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Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels