I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
We talked him into tasing himself.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.