can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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